A man walks into an airport bar and asks the bartender for the password to the Wi-Fi.

Bartender: “You need to buy a drink first.”

Me: “Alright, I’ll have a coke.”

Bartender: “Is Pepsi okay?”

Me: “Sure, how much is it?”

Bartender: “$3.”

Me: Hands over the money. “So, what’s the Wi-Fi password?”

Bartender: “You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.”